Monday, August 8, 2016

The Data of Things

"What do you write about?"


I've been trying to explain this blog to a few people and have been having trouble coming up with a decent elevator pitch.  "The Internet of Things is..." and that's where I get stuck.  In my second post of all time, I tried defining it and ended up with "whatever I say it is."  Which is fine, but maybe not that helpful, even for me.  Today, I want to take another crack at it.


The formal definition if you type "What is the Internet of Things?" into Google is:

"...a proposed development of the Internet in which everyday objects have network connectivity, allowing them to send and receive data..."

Monday, August 1, 2016

Grocery Disruption


Last week, the most interesting development in the Internet of Things and the automation of our lives was not how Microsoft plans to let you control your home through their HoloLens or the coming alliance between The Thread Group and The Open Connectivity Foundation.  It's not even the fear of Russians hacking voting booths.  Instead, it is that FarmBot opened for Pre-orders.

FarmBot
(Source: www.Farmbot.io)

Monday, July 25, 2016

The Internet of Money



The Internet of Things is a definite revolution in its own right, but it is also part of something bigger: the Internet of Money.  The first real "Big Data" collection was/is financial: stock trades, money markets, consumer debt.  It all got stored on computers.  That led to things like Flash Trading, Mortgage Backed Securities and, more recently, BitCoin and its siblings.  Some of it bad, some of it good, mostly just changes brought about by the increasing access and automation of data without any moral compass beyond "it'll make things easier (and there are fees to earn.)"

From Funnel to Cycle


The Internet of Things fits in here because it starts to expand automation from data automation to thing automation.  Which is why we're all excited about it.  But for the companies that are investing in this buzzword, it goes beyond making it easy for you to set your thermostat or have the lights come on when you open the door.  All of that is the hook.  Ultimately, they want to automate your purchase decisions.

This has already been massively accelerated due to the internet.  If you look at the pre-internet consumer decision journey, it is a funnel:

Source: Business2Community.com

With the rise of the Internet and, more importantly, recommendation engines (based on individual buying data = big data), this turned from a funnel into a cycle:

Source: wearesocial.com
Recommendation engines operating on the "If you like this, then you'll like it again and also things similar to it" mean that we consumers no longer have to start at the top of the funnel for each and every purchase, but can work within a trust circle (that inner, smaller loop.)  But we still have to make the purchase every time.  We have to actually click on "Add to Cart."

From Cycle to Out-Of-The-Loop


The big change to the Internet of Money brought on by the Internet of Things is that now, the cycle only needs to happen once.  Instead of us making that lower re-loop when we need to replace something, the purchase has already been made and we no longer have to be part of the loop.

This has been going on in industry for a while.  "Just in Time"  inventory (keeping only enough parts in stock to last a re-stocking cycle) is a similar process, but had purchasing agents involved.  The newer system that everyone from retailers to manufacturers to restaurants have been working on for the past two decades is to connect their inventory management systems together, allowing purchase orders to be automatically sent out when inventory reaches a critical state.


Here's Where You Come In (Or Not)


What smart home manufacturers want is to create a similar inventory management system for your home.  If your home system knows when you are low on milk (through your smart refrigerator,) then it can order more and have it sent to your home.  It gets charged to your registered account (plus shipping and tax and a fee) and you can cross off a thing you no longer have to worry about.  In theory, the fee is less than the gas that you would use to go get that same milk.

All of this assumes that you have a smart appliance, that you take the time to teach it your tastes in various brands, that it won't start recommending other brands (or simply ordering them) because of some kick back between the various milk cartels, that you have consistent power and a solid internet connection.  Then, after all of that is set up, you won't have to worry about buying milk ever again.


What a world.

Friday, July 22, 2016

The Final Plea - Why I want to be VP

I've written a fair amount on what I would do as Vice President under Hillary and the Machine and some of my qualifications, but I'm not sure that I've adequately explained why I want the job.

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Bringing the Weird to the HRC Ticket



There are news articles saying that Hillary and The Machine are looking for someone well versed in National Security.  They are saying that Bubba is pushing for Tom Kaine.  These are wrong.  She needs someone Weird.

This election cycle has been one of the weirdest in this writer's memory.  Certainly the weirdest since I became politically conscious enough to follow politics at all.  And Trump is maybe the weirdest part.  He bought himself a Hollywood walk of fame star, presumably for his 'work' on "The Apprentice".  His tweets are ... I'm not sure weird does them justice.  And there's the hair.

His VP pick, Governor Mike Pence of Indiana, is not weird.  He may be a lot of things, but for a candidate, he is a career politician with experience managing an executive office.  His the kind of person you would expect a major party candidate to pick for Vice President.  He is not weird.  Hillary is the Mike Pence of her ticket.  She also is not weird.  She needs someone who can close the weird gap.  Someone who can bring the weird and balance the ticket.


Closing the Weird Gap



What are my weirdness qualifications?  First off, I'm writing this series of posts asking to be Vice President.  I am a nobody in the political world (or in lots of other worlds... they have no idea who I am on Margathea or on Frogstar Planet B.)  Also, I make Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy references.  That's at least Megadodo Junior Editor achievement in weird.

My second piece of evidence is my Instagram profile.  It consists of nothing but pictures of blue post-it notes with nonsense quotes on them.  Instead of telling a story with pictures, I'm taking pictures of words.  Weird.

Finally, I'm not going to give you a third instance of being weird, thereby violating the 'Rule of Three' principle of writing.  Which is weird.

Hire me Hill-Bear.  I want to help you close the weird gap.

#schmoidforVP


Wednesday, July 20, 2016

What I Will Do As Vice President


I've watched enough episodes of "Veep" (0.5) to know that the job is mostly cocktail parties where people try to peddle influence.  I've watched enough episodes of "West Wing" (all of them) and "House of Cards" (all of them so far) to know that there is more to the job: glad handing foreign dignitaries when the real President doesn't have time, playing bad cop with Capital Hill and pushing secondary agenda items for the party.

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Choose Me for VP

Mid-week WTF edition



The news is full of (shiz-to-my-nizzle) who the HRC will choose for Vice President.  Will it be a male brewer from Colorado or a female firebrand?  Will it by an Hispanic from HUD?

I suggest that none of these are the best choice.

Instead, pick me.  


Why?  Because as a middle-aged, divorced father of one I bring a lot to the table.