What IoT Is

Stuff.  Small stuff.

Really, it's not the Internet of Things (or Stuff), but the Internet of Small.  And it can all be blamed on Moore's Law: more computing in smaller spaces consuming less electricity means processing can be fitted into more... things.

But why, you may ask, does anyone want to fit computing/processing/connecting into things?  There are two basic answers:

1. Because it allows those things to react to changes in their environment.  They can turn on or off based on the presence of a particular smartphone or changes in the time of day or temperature or motion.  Some can change color or alert us.  Others can warm up or cool down. By adding Systems-On-a-Chip (SOC) to everything from cars to toothbrushes, they can react to these changes so that we don't have to waste our precious grey cells telling them to do things that are obvious to us.
2. Because it is marketable to connect stuff to the web.  People like to buy things that connect because it makes them feel 'cutting edge'.  More importantly, it allows manufacturers (and even less scrupulous entities) to gather information on how you use their things so that they can do a better job of making the next generation (really market more accurately to you).  Or selling you timely refills.

Stuff.  Connected stuff.

Stuffing computer power in small things is only part of this whole mess.  It's using that computing power to connect those small things to each other and to larger things that really makes it work.  That wall switch with a computer as powerful as the Apollo missions is only useful if it can react to:

• Changes in its environment, so it needs to be connected to sensors.  Then it can turn on automatically when the room gets dim.
• Changes in occupancy, so it needs to be connected to the local network.  So it will only turn on in a dim room when someone is actually in it.
• Changes in owner desires, both at home and abroad, so it needs to be connected to the larger internet.  So parents can turn off the bedroom light that the child left on (again), having overridden all of the dim-room/occupancy BS set by the parents.

Stuff.  (Semi) Secure Stuff.

If computing devices can fit into a wall switch or a toaster, why not a lock or a garage opener?  Now, we can check to make sure that we remembered to close the garage from work.  We can let our mother-in-law in (or not) to water the plants from out of state.  We can be alerted to fires and floods and gas leaks while on the other side of the planet (where we can do sooo much about it).

The catch is, that if we connect our home up to allow us to do these things, what's preventing others from doing it to our home as well?  IoT security, especially non-enterprise, consumer grade security is currently an open question in the Internet of Things.  Much can be solved by changing the default passwords and other settings on both the home Wi-Fi router, smarthome hubs, or locks.  But not all.  Not to worry, though.  Any determined thief can still get into your house by de-fenestrating some hardened sediment.

Stuff. So. Much. Stuff.

But locks and lights and thermostats and smoke detectors and window sensors are only the beginning of all this.  Industry is using IoT to do inventory control and monitor manufacturing and employees, everything with sensors and every sensor connected.  And if we can track an employee, why not track the state of the office coffee pot?  Or your fish at home?  Or your plants?

Everything in the developed world is slowly getting connected via bluetooth, mesh-networks and, ultimately, to the internet.  So many things.  So much stuff.  All connected.  All sensing.  What will we do with all of this data?

It's enough to make you want to hug your teddy bear.  You know, the one that's connected to your therapist.


That's it for ground work.  Next week, some actual opinion on current state stuff.

And So IoS Begins

Hello.

Welcome to the Internet of Schmoid.  A blog about... stuff I'm interested in.  Mostly connected devices aimed at the retail/e-tail consumer though I reserve the right to write about almost anything:

Cars, cordcutting, ISPs, DIY projects (and not just Raspberry Pi and Arduino things, but also more basic home improvement and anything else that I'm proud of), renewable energy, TV shows, books, and writing.

I'll try (not very hard) to stay away from Politics and Religion (P&R from here on out), not because I'm afraid of offending anyone, but because I don't have firm beliefs on either and don't care to.

I intend to be irreverent about these topics.  Snarky.  I believe that if you can't make fun of something (and there's always something to make fun of), then it isn't worth caring about.  I certainly include myself in the list of targets (so I can love myself? Eh, I'll go with it) as it is a first-person perspective on these things and I am far from infallible.  I invite you to comment and tell me just how infallible I am being (and also invite you to offer more than criticism and include a better path).

So what gives me the right to comment/post/blog/put-myself-out-there on connected devices?  Mostly, because I have a keyboard and internet connection and know (sort of) how to use them.  Also, I've spent more than twenty years in consumer electronics, first working retail show floors and then working for a multi-national CE manufacturer.  I'll spare naming them as I'm not sure that they would appreciate it (and they can afford better lawyers than I can).  It also allows me to both praise and criticism them and appear moderately objective (though I think objectivity may have already gone out the window.  An automated window with transparent LCD displays and solar glass, but it still opens and objectivity can still be defenestrated).  I'm sure that with a little internet sleuthing, you can figure it all out.  But what's the point?  That's not who I am here.

I'll try to have new posts out weekly.  Try hard.  The focus will be on what's been going on the previous week that I feel is noteworthy and fits the 'flow' of the post.  Some topics I hope to cover in the opening months include:

• How I define the Internet of Things
• Augmented Reality vs. Virtual Reality: why not both?
• SmartHome Security: A Reality Check
• Home IoT platforms: what I've used and why
• The Smart Grid: what, when and who cares?

If there's something else that you'd like me to comment on, please leave a note in the comments.

That's it for now.

Schmoid.